sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.

Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.

by m milfton November 6, 2006

Sweating like a rapist

Analogy to refer to someone who is sweating profusely.

Usually referred to one belonging the larger human group.

<at the gym>
Guy 1: "Check out that dude!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's sweating like a rapist"

by raarky April 20, 2004

smerting

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!

Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

Sheating

(Verb) When you take a shit and eat at the very same time.

Last tuesday Franklin the turtle had to shit and hadnt eaten all day.
So franklin decided to save time by sheating.

by Calvin Broadus III January 25, 2010