jam skating

a type of breakdancing on quad skates

I went jam skating at the local skating rink on sat.

by Yarden Miller July 16, 2006

Smiting

When a guy leaves the main part of the party or hangout to get with a girl.

The boys: Wanna hangout tonight?
Conor: No, I'm with my girl.
The boys: Stop smiting!

At a party*
Brock: Hey where's Theo? I haven't seen him all night.
David: He's been smiting Chloe.

by Meeechh August 24, 2017

Skating Ghost

A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.

Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.

(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.

by Gumpless January 31, 2014

Skating

The only job MC Aircrew does successfully. Aircrew are the Tony Hawks of the military. They are professional skaters. They can skate through all weather and conditions. They all hide and sleep, play on phones, or go back to their rooms and watch movies. They will do anything and say anything to not have to work.

Gunny: Hey Marines time for the gradiation run.

Aircrew Students: *All run to back room and begin the skating process of hiding and getting out of work and PT.

Gunny: Hey Marines we need to clean.

Aircrew students: *All become sick and skate to Nomi and Branch Medical to get out of working*

by Lance Corndog of Aircrew January 5, 2017

pop seating

When someone is in a anal position with their spouse.
Could also be for popping a pill or some type of drug.

Why are you pop seating?

by dsayw June 28, 2022

Smasting

Smaste-Ing. An adjective, to smaste. Typically brought on by an indulgence in narcotics, usually Marijuana.

Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.

Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.

J: "Dude! I'm totally smasting those leaves!"
B: "Yeah... We're stoned."

by jayseven May 5, 2005

butt skating

when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain.

Damm it. Ginger went butt skating in the living room and i just had the carpet cleaned.

by roccos day June 16, 2008