(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"
by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

A man who secretly sucks the cum off his hands when finished masturbating in the living room with company over while watching swimsuit models on cable.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.
His wife exclaimed, " Wow, I can't believe I married a Cum Slurpy ! "
When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.
When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.
by speckled platypus May 24, 2010

Say you go to the bar and order a drink special thats on sale, when you get it you think that it is the worst thing that you have ever drank. You then look at the bar tender and say "WOW this taste like butthole slurpy" the bar tender will most likely remember what you had if you want a "butthole slurpy" latter!
by Matt & Chris November 17, 2005

The liquid of delight that a female slurps from the male genitalia during the act, commonly referred to as "Giving Head"
by Dr. Schmegma May 14, 2003

by Alex and Neil April 6, 2009

by James "Big Dog" Vann August 23, 2007

when a male fucks a man or woman in the ass and cums in there butt. then inserts a straw and slurps out the cum/shit mixture.
Sean- dude last night Emily let me pull a hungarian slurpie on her!
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.
by D-man choo November 11, 2009
