slurring

"to pronounce (a syllable, word, etc.) incorrectly by combining, reducing, or omitting sounds, as in hurried or careless utterance."

basically, you're drunk as fuck and you mess up your speech, playa.

me: i can't get too drunk, i'm cathy-lock...i'll go to hell!!
michelle: take the brandy away from her, she's slurring.

incorrect: cathy-lock
correct: Catholic

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006

Carpet Surfing

A despretly fiending scavenger who crawls on the floor combing the carpet looking for a tiny nugorshard one of his friends might have dropped during a session in hopes it is big enough to get a high.

Dude, give the carpet surfing a rest, John didn't drop anything!

by Dream Rude October 26, 2006

DDR Surfing

Going from one arcade to another trying out different DDR machines for a variety of songs.

"Hey this one doesn't have Candy, lets go DDR Surfing"

by littoivan March 17, 2008

Surfing the Red Tide

The act of having vaginal or oral sex with someone who is menstruating.

John: "Man, that's intense! I just caught Rob surfing the red tide."

by Eduardo Cullena January 8, 2009

whale surfing

Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.

Look at the state of Briggsy. Has he been Whale Surfing again?

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 5, 2006

surfing the net

Looking up anything on the internet. Going on websites

Jess was surfing the net.

by XXX February 1, 2005

smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010