"We're doin the cosmic slop."
by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009
A conglomeration of vaginal secretions that ooze before, during, or after intercourse, perhaps due to forceful coitus, a physiological malfunction, or quite possibly "the chlamydia."
"I banged those bitches so hard, it was crazy."
"You talkin about Brittany and Sam?"
"Yeah, their pussy slop got all over my pizza."
"You talkin about Brittany and Sam?"
"Yeah, their pussy slop got all over my pizza."
by sUweet March 28, 2008
1. Verb - getting sloppy
2. Adj - the state of inebriation in which you are blackout and acting like a sloppy idiot.
3. Noun - a person who is usually sloppy. Slop de "insert name here"
2. Adj - the state of inebriation in which you are blackout and acting like a sloppy idiot.
3. Noun - a person who is usually sloppy. Slop de "insert name here"
by slopdeslu100 March 21, 2009
When a female has sex numerous times a day and her vigina is stretched out from all the entries. Or from having sex with a guy who has a very large penis.
Man I had this chick last night and she was all slopped out. felt like screwing a jar of mayonnaise.
by Jessica Henderson August 06, 2007
titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.
Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!
Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!
Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.
by Chrisby Jay Gatsby July 09, 2013
by Ephram The Retarded Rabbit March 28, 2005
When an otherwise sane, normal girl drinks too much alcohol and transforms into a stumbling, word slurring, wardrobe malfunctioning all around hot mess.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
by Rayburns August 17, 2011