sloppy mario

When a man sticks his dick in marinara sauce and then proceeds to throat fuck a girl

Jake just gave me the most amazing sloppy Mario last night

by Jim Jimmer November 7, 2021

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Sloppy toppy

Wettest, tightest head in Duluth

Aye, that girl Betty will give you that sloppy toppy that makes yo toes throw up gang signs

by Sloppy.toppyy February 2, 2020

Getting sloppy

To consume so much alcohol that you start heavily slurring words, stumbling around and most likely will end up vomiting.

Fuck I'm outta weed. Looks like I'll be getting sloppy tonight.

by Professor Cummysocks January 4, 2015

sideways sloppy joe

Noun. 1.vagina.

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

by stephen ramey May 15, 2004

Stoopysticker

Stoopysticker is made by Itsfunneh the famous Roblox youtuber. It's used when someone is stupid, you just slam the Stoopysticker on their forehead.

Funneh : Whats 1+1?
Draco : Uhh... 11...?
Lunar : No thats wrong, it's 2 stupid.
Funneh : Put the Stoopysticker on his forehead!
Stoopysticker❤

by Candace_Lyn1 May 23, 2021

Sloppy Salmon

An upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. The motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party's genitalia - but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. The upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon's tail in the water.

Brenda sloppy salmoned Mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.

by El ChaCha January 17, 2012