slippery bob

He was born in 1930. His real name is John Robert Boelke.

Slippery Bob

by mrgoodhi September 10, 2010

slippery gertrude

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

by Ashiok January 17, 2021

Slippery Doorknob

Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.

Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.

Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!

by pattyrick2313 March 17, 2010

slippery simone

A person who is a schemer and scammer.

Joe pulled a slippery simone and stole my cigarettes

by MoneyMan2009 March 9, 2009

Slippery Bubba

Putting your entire scrotum sac inside a woman's asshole and then sticking your penis inside her vagina. Easiest way to accomplish is to have women put both legs over her head.

she like's when I double ram her with a "Slippery Bubba"

by BubbaOriely May 21, 2014

Slippery Dottie

When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.

Man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud butt.`

by yankking November 21, 2009

Slippery Ogre

A sex move you pool on a fat chick, usually about 400-500 lb.

Dude I pulled a slippery ogre on that fat girl from the gas station last night. But she was so heavy I hurt my back.

by Dalergohst August 22, 2015