slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.

Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."

by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013

Diarrhoea Sling

A nickname for a Finnish light machine gun (Kk 62) mocked for its terrible capabilities and reliability. Often nicknamed by soldiers as the "Diarrhoea Sling."

"Vittu! Ne myönsi mulle Ripulilingon!"
("Fuck! They issued me the Diarrhoea Sling!")

by NaggerNick January 8, 2020

Junk sling

A sling in which a man wears from his neck down through his junk to hold it in place. Similiar to that of a Banana Hammock but a One piece from the neck to the male junk.

Wow look at that guys junk sling! Banana hammock

by Jonny cred:Pam December 14, 2010

Web-Slinging

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to "sling" the seminal fluid at a girl's face in a manner much like the Amazing Spider-man.

"This girl won't swallow, so I have to resort to web-slinging her instead."

by Ross Johnson April 13, 2006

singapore sling

A sweet alcoholic drink usually made with gin, Benedictine, cherry brandy, Cointreau, pineapple juice,fresh lime juice, grenadine, bitters

Also the name of a movie.

I had Singapore slings at the party last night

by TriciaC January 3, 2007

Sling Dong

A nickname for the beautiful thing called a penis. It's a glorious name for a glorious dick, and if you've been told you have a sling dong, you're set for life.

Bria- "Have you seen Kendall's sling dong? It's amazing!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"

by AyeEvansSlingDong July 18, 2014

pizza sling

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

snap yer pizza sling, before i do, ass rafter!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008