Sliding trombone

Two dicks in one hole thus the shafts of each penis would have to touch. The gyrating motion of sex would cause each shaft to slide past the other. This issue can happen on purpose or accident.

Micah and Tim were banging Cindy one in the pink and one in the stink when Micah slid out and instantly joined Tim in a sliding trombone

by wtf325! July 19, 2017

Sliding Sasquatch

Have at least a 12 inch penis, 13 is ideal, and it’s gotta be hairy. Then you do a u-turn in the vagina and come back out just enough to jizz on yourself.

Yo, I totally sliding sasquatched Tay last night and it was amazing

by mott mikers November 18, 2018

Sliding disorder

A disorder of constantly sliding into DM's

Hey Mark did you slide into my mom's DM's? "Yes I did, I'm sorry I have sliding disorder."

by I_fapp_2_handed June 26, 2019

Sliding Burger

Sexual position involving two males and one female, one male in the back with his penis inserted into her anus, female in the middle, and the other male in the front with his penis in the females mouth. If the man in the back starts humping, the females mouth slides up the other mans dick, if she slides back, she falls into his dick, pretty simple.

Dude, me and Ethan ran a Sliding Burger on Raina last night!

by CoolSexMan1443 October 16, 2020

sidonglobophobia

the fear of cotton, specifically cotton balls. those that suffer from sidonglobophobia typically can’t touch cotton balls and can’t stand the sound they make when torn apart. many also find that this extends to other cotton products such as Q-tips

“I have sidonglobophobia, don’t make me touch that Q-tip!”
It is believed that Michael Jackson suffered from sidonglobophobia.

by User_Error404 December 9, 2020

Sidong

A kind of Dong primarily used to describe flaccidness and shame. Another word to describe a flaccid penis.

James: Woah, Aarav you have a sidong.
Aarav: I do?
James: Yeah, you needa get that checked out

by bduck124 December 12, 2021

Sidona

A sidona is a random person you’ll meet in your life if your unlucky. They are beautiful and cut until they talk, they kind of sound like a chicken. To find them try looking for a goldfish but in the garbage they like to sit there. They also love eating eggs especially kinder eggs.

At the zoo
Person 1: I just saw a kid who looked like a goldfish but acted like a chicken
Person2: oh don’t worry that must have been a SIDONA.

by Elana28402 March 8, 2023