Sletch

A word derived from Betch and Slut fused together to form an almighty word. Usually directed towards idiots and used as a name replacement for bitchy and/or slutty people.

noun-You fucking SLETCH! adjective-Don't make me SLETCH slap you!

by Dirran the Great April 1, 2007

she's left-handed

A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.

A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
Wife: ...
Husband: "SHIT!"
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explanation
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.

by Barnakey August 19, 2006

Sefton

1. V. To mentally castrate for the purpose of enjoyment.

2. V. To destroy the mind and soul with unnecessary application of useless utilities. (i.e. calculus)

My calculus teacher decided to Sefton all of us with a mind blowing problem that even he could not solve.

by Seftonman December 2, 2009

sleeted

The act of giving two guys hand jobs above ones head, and being ejaculated on.

Donna gave two guys handies above her head, and they sleeted her

by ocg July 10, 2012

Seft

Used to describe someone who has a boner in Farsi (Persian).

Friend- Bro! Did you have a fun time with Leila the other day?

Me- Lol yeah man! I was seft the whole time.

by Ryanvee13 June 6, 2017

Seft

-To be in an excited mental and physical state.
-Often times in reference to a boisterous and disorderly conduct often denoted with a straight raised arm that is slapped.

Peter: Ready to go downtown tonight Paul?
Paul: Yeah dude, SEFT!

Peter: Did you see those FINE Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders?
Paul: SEFT!!!!!

by Kosmeekh January 16, 2009

george slept with izzie

Referencing well-known medical drama 'Grey's Anatomy,' GSWI is the sudden onset of remembering events, usually regrettable, that occured previously while heavily intoxicated, just as the late George O'Malley remembered his adulterous sex with Isobel Stevens.

"Oh no, last thursday night! George slept with Izzie."
"Ohh no, what did you do? ..."

by afewtoomany. October 23, 2009