Slapsdick

Funny Porn. What porn with a large comedic component should be called

Guy 1: Dude he shot his load and the cameraman!
Guy 2: Lol I know! that's slapsdick for ya!

by Thybeardliness December 19, 2014

Lapstick

Lapstick is another term for dick. Usually used in place of the word dick or penis and also can be used as a nickname instead of using Dick.

Thats a big ass Lapstick Dawg!

Wasup Lapstick have any plans after school?

by Nate Cakes November 13, 2011

slastic

all definitions are wrong except this one
fucking coolass somkin ass motherfaka,

he's really good at minecraft,
he's really cool,
he's the god of gods,
he's (a good)
I think I have a crush on him

no one is more cooler and better and prettier then slastic

by slasticlover May 31, 2021

slap stick

when some one is so ugly you just want to slap the living shit out of them with a stick!

holy shit! that bitch is ugly! SLAP STICK SLAP STICK!

by Stevvvvven April 23, 2007

slap stick

When kids get spoiled by their parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and slap them with a stick, thus the slap stick is born.

Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!
(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.

by Matt the cat June 1, 2005

slapdick

Noun - A gay comedy. The word is a play on "slapstick" comedy.

"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."

by CCH April 17, 2006

SLAPDICK

A bitch or a person whom like dick and slaps it to make it hard

Come here daddy so i can slap your dick and make it hard your my lil slapdick

by Keyun July 2, 2018