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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Do not listen to imbecile above me. Buffy is the greatest show ever to exist.
by Hydragon January 22, 2005
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Chunky Slammer

A sex act involving two lesbians in which the first pukes into the second's vagina. After the puking, scissoring commences in the puke.
Stephanie let's practice the Chunky Slammer tonight after dinner
by ihearttravis October 18, 2010
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Louisiana Slammer

When you ejaculate into your hand and smack a girl or man in the face.
I gave my chick a Louisiana Slammer last night, she was pissed.
by Pwnererowns November 24, 2010
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Vent Slayer

Someone who jerks off into air conditioning vents.
Yeah man, Jared is a total vent slayer lol.
by Spunnar August 6, 2017
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Pussy slayer 69

The king of all the pussy slayers. The absolute living legend. The one and only.
Person 1: oh hey, did u see how Fitz smashed both Pokimane and Katerino?
Person 2: yeah, he is the ultimate pussy slayer 69!
by Thiccman-47 December 30, 2020
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Youngling Slayer 5000

The official name of Anakin and Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. It has done many things, such as slaying younglings. It can also be a synonym for the greek word "Malakas"
(Depressed)This dagger has killed my parents...
(Excited) This is the Youngling slayer 5000?!
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Slayer

Slayer (pronounced: SSSLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGHHHHYHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) is a metal band that the words "Awesome, Fuck Yeah, and FUCKIN METAL" can't describe. The only words that can possibly describe Slayer are "The GODS THAT FUCKIN SMASH THEIR HEADS AGAINST A WALL UNTIL IT IS PAINED BLOOD AND THEN STARTS SCREAMIN' FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone not worthy of "The Metal" will listen to slayer and their face will melt, their head will explode and leave a blooied corpse, only for the bloodied corpse to explode and leave nothing, wiping out their very existence from the universe. Chuck Norris himself listened to Slayer and has now locked himself in his mom's closet, crying.
Me: What the fuck are you listening to?

Girl: I'm listening to Justin Bieber! Isn't he cute?

Me: No. Listen to Metallica.

Girl: (types Metallica into the Youtube search engine) Eh, not really my style. Oh wait, it says i might like slayer

Me: I wouldn't do that if i were you,.....

Girl: (clicks slayer)
(slayer begins to play Angel of Death, girl's head explodes and the remains explode as well, leaving not even a speck of blood. )

Me: oh, she should have listened to me.....\m/ SLAYER!!!!! (listens to the rest of song)
by Chazm66....6 December 27, 2010
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