Skyrimerican

1. Person who follows the world of Skyrim. Reality is non-exsitent to Skyrimericans. Skyrim is all they know, all they are.

2. Person who submits to the world of Skyrim.

3. Pilgrim of reality to the world of Skyrim.

I used to be an average Joe like you... but then I became a Skyrimerican.

by FluffehBeezt February 8, 2012

the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.

Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!

by insomniaSTRICKENinVERMONT March 1, 2011

Skyrim

1.) Just simply amazing and hours of fun and happy adventures.
2.) Takes place in Skyrim, duh! Which is in Tamriel, duh!
3.) Released on an epic date of 11-11-11. Wishes come true anyone? ;
4.) HUGE RPG game. The 5th Elder Scrolls installment after Oblivion, which was badass.
5.) A game you just can't put down. Use magic, use weapons, use dragon powers. Get married and eat apples. Kill mammoths. Capture fish in rivers. Be an assassin. Join armies. Fight skeletons. Become a vampire. Do whateva! Definitely game of the year.

skinny man: my nord is the shit
fat man: the nords are stank ass
skinny man: ur stank ass. i kick ass here in skyrim this is where i do business
;

by soulfaithful November 19, 2011

Skyrimming

Playing the game Skyrim while giving or receiving a rim job.

"Oh man I loved Skyrimming with Erica last night."
"Dude, I don't want to know about your sex life or your video game life."

by Mr. Everclear November 21, 2011

Skyrimmed

Anally licking out your boyfriend/ girlfriend while they playing Skyrim.

'and then I skyrimmed her, it really helped her get through that boss battle...'

by addictedtodrpepper November 14, 2011

Skyrimjob

the act of receiving a rim job (anal cunnilingus) while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Jenny came over while I was playing Skyrim. I refused to stop playing, so she gave me a skyrimjob!

by Noor Alikhan Fateh November 18, 2011

Skyrim

the only game potentially more addicting than halo

Dude 1: Hey, what happened to our month-long halo marathon?

Dude 2:sorry, I was playing skyrim

by halosassin September 12, 2011