skeet skeet skeet

Sound of a squeaky bed during rapid intense humping...

Your mom and I had a talk last night, it sorta went something like "skeet skeet skeet!"

by sinsayshunz May 13, 2005

skeet

to ejaculate past tense is skeeted

Man, she made me skeet like a water hose the other day...

by P-Dak December 22, 2008

skeet

*When you are having sex with a guy and he pulls out and cums on you, whether it be on your stomache, tits, or face!

*trapshooting with clay targets in the sky to stimulate the flight of a bird

he skeeted on me and now I'm all sticky!

by Trixi July 29, 2005

Skeet

To ejaculate. To let sperm come out of your penis

After masturbating, Joe skeeted everywhere.

by JustinLmao December 4, 2009

skeet skeet skeet

An expression said while one party twiddles his or her fingers to the other party's fingers (a modern-day handshake or high-five).

Yo, my homie! Skeet skeet skeet! So, how did your soccer game go?

by GiantKillerRobots March 28, 2005

Skeet

To bust a nut in some skeezer's grill piece.

"I was throat fuckin this trick hoe, right, right?"
"Yeah, nigga"
"So's I whips it out and skeets on her face like 'bitch, this aint biology but here's some DNA'"

by Piecoro May 13, 2005

skeet

To ejaculate on a woman, mainly in her face.

Skeet like a water hose.

by Tenacious D May 3, 2006