Same Side Sitters

A couple who, for some reason unknown to humankind, chooses to voluntarily sit on the same side of a booth or table at a restaurant, leaving the other side completely vacant.

"Hey Eric, check out that lame ass couple feeling each other up in that booth."

"Yea man, a classic case of the same side sitters."

by Dan Kl0za August 10, 2008

Left lane sitter

Refers to the idiots who instantly merge into the fast lane as soon as they get on the highway. They proceede to drive under the speed limit as to piss off the people who want to go faster then them as if they will win a trophy for slowing down as many people as they possibly can. When the oportunity comes to merge into the middle lane they "sit" and wait till the person behind them trys to pass and then move over just to get in front of them again, sometimes causing accidents and making a lot of people mad.

Damn, Im late for work and it seems as if everyone is a left lane sitter today.

by j2shea July 10, 2011

St. Louis sitter

When you poop in somebody’s mouth

I St. Louis sitter in your mouth

by Shit king May 16, 2021

Bench Sitter Syndrome

When you are capable of playing, but the coach doesn’t put you in the game and you stay on the bench the whole year. Having this syndrome does not mean that you have a bad attitude, it just means the coach might bring up a JV player to play in a spot that you are perfectly capable of playing, and the coach never gives you a chance for zero reasons at all…..

I have bench sitter syndrome, the coach must not like me for some reason.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Baby Sitter

A woman who loves having sex with men that have a tiny penis aka they like to sit on the baby

Jeff - "Megan is so freaking hot, man! I wish I was well endowed, I'd totally show her the goods!"

Danny - "You're in luck my friend, the chick is a total "Baby Sitter", she loves the tiny stuff!

(freeze frame high five)

by Hannukah Bush April 24, 2014

you aint my baby sitter

when someone is bossing you around

hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!

by minskyy July 28, 2011

Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.

A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”

by anonymous August 18, 2021