Hym "Contact information for WHO siri? If you want my contact information you have to get my brothers old phone number. I'm not Dr. Peepeestones so I don't have a secretary or anything to manage people trying to contact me.
Siri// is probably the sexiest woman alive. Like others have said when people sleep with her boy it's an experience. She's especially hot when she fuc*s, she's also really good at swallowing long 'bananas'. The men say she's a nice girl.
Using the iPhone 4S 'digital assistant' Siri properly, as opposed to telling it to do obscene things to itself or asking it existential questions, just because.
Get Siri-ous will you? Telling Siri to 'go fuck yourself' is funny for only a hundred times or so. I use Siri to actually get things done!
You: Where's a nice place to-
Siri: If you say so.
You: No. Siri. I wanna know if-
Siri: Do you want me to look up cat videos?
You: C'mon. I have to get food before I go back-
Siri: You have three events planned for this years arbor day.
You: Siri. Where's a nice restaurant in town?
Siri: I've charged your credit card to Amazon. You'll receive ten snuggies in 14 business days.