Siri 

Contact information for WHO!?

Hym "Contact information for WHO siri? If you want my contact information you have to get my brothers old phone number. I'm not Dr. Peepeestones so I don't have a secretary or anything to manage people trying to contact me.

Siri by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Siri// 

Siri// is probably the sexiest woman alive. Like others have said when people sleep with her boy it's an experience. She's especially hot when she fuc*s, she's also really good at swallowing long 'bananas'. The men say she's a nice girl.

she's a hot one. Siri//.

Siri// by kkdbd7fnaudkf April 24, 2019

Siri Anand 

Pure beauty; innocence; intelligence; woman that is the most beautiful, but also a strong warrior; a woman who fights for the oppressed

Siri Anand is victorious in her battle against tyranny.

Siri Anand by Kazzy505 October 7, 2020

Siri syndrome 

Developing the habit of talking to inanimate objects

I caught Jerry asking his shoes why they smell so bad, he must got that Siri syndrome

Siri syndrome by Skysiin June 24, 2018

siri correct 

When iphone4S' siri autocorrects your words and changes them into a completely different phrase that is irrelevant.

Original: sent text: Do you want to hangout?
Siri Correct: Do you wanna ham?

siri correct by caucasian334 December 28, 2011

Siri-ous 

Using the iPhone 4S 'digital assistant' Siri properly, as opposed to telling it to do obscene things to itself or asking it existential questions, just because.

Get Siri-ous will you? Telling Siri to 'go fuck yourself' is funny for only a hundred times or so. I use Siri to actually get things done!

Siri-ous by jsanko November 27, 2011

Siri Rage 

When you get enraged because Siri just doesn't get it.

A conversation that exemplifies Siri Rage:

You: Where's a nice place to-
Siri: If you say so.
You: No. Siri. I wanna know if-
Siri: Do you want me to look up cat videos?
You: C'mon. I have to get food before I go back-
Siri: You have three events planned for this years arbor day.
You: Siri. Where's a nice restaurant in town?
Siri: I've charged your credit card to Amazon. You'll receive ten snuggies in 14 business days.

Siri Rage by Craig Liph October 19, 2013