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Siri-ous 

Using the iPhone 4S 'digital assistant' Siri properly, as opposed to telling it to do obscene things to itself or asking it existential questions, just because.
Get Siri-ous will you? Telling Siri to 'go fuck yourself' is funny for only a hundred times or so. I use Siri to actually get things done!
Siri-ous by jsanko November 27, 2011
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siriously 

Siriously ? - This is used generally as a one word question when relating to apple's assistant skills in talk to text dictation. The horrendous inaccuracies that Siri types out that have to be corrected prior to sending out a message. The hopeful time savings are diminished by the requirement to fix the message manually
"Siriously? That is not what I said!" Also- "Are you Sirious? I said 'Buddy', not 'BUT, HE'..... "
siriously by dcparkcity September 20, 2016

Siriously 

The word you scream when Siri comes on you iPhone or iPad when you did not ask for Siri to help you.
“So the other day I was in HISTORY class... (Siri pops up and says how can I help you) OMG SIRIOUSLY?...
Siriously by SKULLYARD October 4, 2019

siriously 

Siriously ? - This is used generally as a one word question when relating to apple's assistant skills in talk to text dictation. The horrendous inaccuracies that Siri types out that have to be corrected prior to sending out a message. The hopeful time savings are diminished by the requirement to fix the message manually
"Siriously? That is not what I said!" Also- "Are you Sirious? I said 'Buddy', not 'BUT, HE'..... "
siriously by dcparkcity September 20, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026