simi valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California. It's probably a place you've never heard of. And if you did that's why your reading this defenition.

Simi Valley is the place where the fun NEVER ends............becuase it never got started.

by Mathura March 16, 2005

similadies

Two girls that are similar/bum chums are similadies.

Danni and Arabella are such similadies, no one even gives a shit.

by James900 May 7, 2008

Samism

stupid logic used by people named Sam

Luis: Dude I slept over at my friends house last night, we had to share a bed

Sam. Hahahah gayyyy

Luis: No? Just no other place to sleep and wasn't gonna sleep on the floor

Sam: Gay fag

Luis: #Samism

Sam: Fuck u

by Goodwin September 20, 2015

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009

semispouse

A significant other that plays the role of a spouse without being legally married.

"My girlfriend's grandmother is still griping at us to get married, but we're happy just living together and being semispouses."

by tychobrahesmoose August 10, 2009