Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Said when someone does something embarrassing or tries to hard to impress but fails.
Also said when someone can't make a come back.
This word was said in sequence with a pitching or stroke of the chin.
( 1990s NZ term)
Also said when someone can't make a come back.
This word was said in sequence with a pitching or stroke of the chin.
( 1990s NZ term)
"You think your ............. , shum you......."
by Erinz1 May 30, 2016

by Big hungas November 4, 2019

by DrCunnie August 12, 2024

When a person gets to the max compacity of their shit and sperm to the point it causes pain then releases both the shit and the cum at once to feel the maximum relief known to man. Shum
Or
When you feel pleasure and intoxication at the same time but cannot which is more important so you decide to do it at the same time.
Or
When you feel pleasure and intoxication at the same time but cannot which is more important so you decide to do it at the same time.
by BigBrainChild August 10, 2019

by Blingle pease December 29, 2023

"Fuck, I need to stop shumming, it's so hard to clean up if your whores don't lick it clean for you."
by HaremMaster69 May 24, 2021
