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Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011
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Shum

Said when someone does something embarrassing or tries to hard to impress but fails.
Also said when someone can't make a come back.

This word was said in sequence with a pitching or stroke of the chin.
( 1990s NZ term)
"You think your ............. , shum you......."
by Erinz1 May 30, 2016
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Shumming

Shum or Shumming is when you shit and cum at the same time.
Person one: yo bro how was your shit
Person two: not good I was caught shumming by my parents.
by Big hungas November 4, 2019
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Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time.
"Did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"Tony was shumming all over the toilet yesterday"

"Omg, really!?"
by DrCunnie August 12, 2024
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Shum

When a person gets to the max compacity of their shit and sperm to the point it causes pain then releases both the shit and the cum at once to feel the maximum relief known to man. Shum

Or

When you feel pleasure and intoxication at the same time but cannot which is more important so you decide to do it at the same time.
Friend: stfu before I kiss you baby girl
You: be right back I gotta shum real quick
by BigBrainChild August 10, 2019
mugGet the Shummug.

Shum

When Blayne is horny he really likes to jerk off while he’s shitting.
I walked in on Blayne shumming (shitting and cumming) in the cats litter box
by Blingle pease December 29, 2023
mugGet the Shummug.

Shumming

"Fuck, I need to stop shumming, it's so hard to clean up if your whores don't lick it clean for you."
by HaremMaster69 May 24, 2021
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