Scroll Shock

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.

Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.

by Truthzor August 28, 2012

scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.

Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016

Strolling

(v). a fraternity or sorority, most likely an NPHC organization, forms a line and performs choreographed moves, normally to music.

Word to the wise: You never, ever, EVER interrupt this line...they will kill you.

Girl #1: Girl, what they doing at the Student Union??
Girl #2: Girl, the AKAs & the Alphas strolling!!!

by thebaddestbitch2020 August 23, 2017

stroller chaser

An adult male who indulges in relationships with younger women. AKA: Petafile

Morgan is such a stroller chaser, I heard some fourteen year old girl Katelynn gave him head.

by Pooperman & Kill4Fun July 5, 2007

strollin

1. being stoned (high on weed) and rolling (rolling on ecstasy, MDMA, E). Brings about a smooth calming sensation to the ecstasy rolling experience.

2. Walking happily

1. Damn, did you see Chris and George last night, they were strollin hard.

2. I was strollin through the park one day

by crisisback December 31, 2004

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015

Shmoller

used when something is good or sick, usually used when describing a party or meal

Man 1: “yo do you remember that party last week”
Man 2: “yeah it was fucking shmoller icl”

by stouteh October 27, 2022