shoeburyness

The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass.

"I winced with shoeburyness as I settled into my seat."

by Thornful January 30, 2008

shoe leather express

A sarcastic term meaning "to walk"

Man, I had to take the shoe leather express!

by Nebbishxx August 3, 2008

Shoefro

An afro in the shape of a shoe.

Hey, look at my shoefro, its in shoe form!

by jguy46 September 15, 2009

Shoebuddies

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out with your shoes still on. Upon arising in the morning with a wicked case of cottonmouth you can't figure out why your boots are still with you under the covers. The only logical explaination is that the "shoebuddies" dropped by and put them back on while you were sleeping it off.

Bart got into it again last night and the shoebuddies paid him a visit. Yuuuupppp!

by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷

toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus

by qk7x October 7, 2023

shoe whore

1. Someone who owns too many shoes.
2. Like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.

Carrie from Sex and the City is a shoe whore.

by Bag Hag August 26, 2005

Shoegar Daddy

A guy who buys women ridiculously expensive shoes with hopes of getting them in bed.

Hot chick: Some guy that sees me at work bought me this $1,200 pair of french pumps.

Friend: You've got yourself a Shoegar Daddy.

by needlenoots July 10, 2010