shrowing up

shitting and throwing up at the same time

shelbert: omg what is going on in there?!?
chloe: don’t come in here, im shrowing up!

by clurrrrrrrkurtnurrr November 16, 2022

Schrodinger’s Joke

a joke that’s both joking and not joking depending on how the recipient takes it

like a “jk…unless” situation

a: haha let’s date

a: jk…unless
b: did u just schrodinger’s joke me?

by marchrun February 2, 2022

Schrödinger's Date

Two people decide to hang out without specifically calling it a date. If nothing comes of it, you frame it as just two people hanging out together. If you end up dating, however, you would both point to this event as your first date.

During the Schrodeninger's Date itself, its status in indeterminate. But afterwards when you look back at the event, you can determine what it truly was.

This is derived from the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment in physics. But this has greater opportunity for sexing.

Person: "Andi, was that a first date last night?"
Andi: "I don't know, it was a Schrödinger's Date. He just said that he was bored and wanted to see a movie. I'm not super interested, but if he wanted to go out, I wouldn't mind it and we had a really good time and we'll have to see what comes of it."
vs
Person: "Jase, how was your Schrödinger's Date last night?"
Jason: "It was great, but now we're going to a hockey game this afternoon and then dinner with her parents tonight. I'm pretty sure that's was officially our first date.

by SlaveChild October 28, 2010

schrodinger asshole

some one who says racist or out of pocket shit and acts like its a joke or not based off the peoples reaction.

elijah: I dont think black people should vote.
sam: IDK thats kinda fucked up
elijah:hey man its just a joke
sam:typical schrodinger asshole move

by Rusty767 November 22, 2022

Woman spreading

Basically man spreading but when women take up entire seats with their bags

I was on the subway, but I had to stand cause this girl was woman spreading

by I don't really care January 15, 2017

Schrödinger's Penis

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.

Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.

by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome

The glitch that occurs, in Pokemon GO, when the game freezes whilst catching a Pokemon, leaving the Pokemon inside the pokeball both caught and not caught simultaneously.

The term was coined during a conversation between two gentleman in Suffolk England, on the 7th of July 2016.

"really? I got Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome, while catching a Snorlax!"

by Dunva July 21, 2016