shitoris

The area just inside the rectum that when rubbed repeatedly and vigorously will cause orgasam.

Once I found her shitoris, she couldn't stop spraying all over the room; skeet skeet, my brother.

by *cunning linguist* June 5, 2015

shotortunities

A set of circumstances in which a certain amount of risk makes it possible to do something.

You miss 100% of the shotortunities you don't take.

by Palma Virtuti July 6, 2020

Shoportunity

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

by MontanaC March 4, 2009

Shoportunist

Someone who goes looking for sales bargains

"She queued for 5 hours waiting for the store to open and the sales to start. Now that's a serious shoportunist!"

by DracsGirl April 10, 2009

shotren

A useless toy. Sometimes used by toddlers. That is very primitive, yet is still used.

The shotren was very useless.

by The Linguist For UD May 22, 2010

shitorrhea

An excessive amount of diarrhea.

Dan must've gotten a very bad stomach bug because he has been having excessive amounts of shitorrhea. No toilet is safe.

by The Missile April 21, 2013

Shitory

1. A story that stinks and is not worth listening.
2. A story about someone's shit, literal or figurative.

shit + story = shitory

John: So, I was on the bus today and guess what happened?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Mark: Guess what I saw in my shit today?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Louis: She's going through a tough phase with Jack.
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

by DenOfDEVil November 18, 2018