shafted

Getting screwed out of a deal

We got shafted out of leaving early

by Christy February 13, 2003

Shaftesbury school

Absolute fucking aids. Ruled by mr farrer and mr I hillier and all the other cunts. Trust me you do not wanna go to that shithole of a school. It consists of wetties,smokers, and in general neeks. Poor smokers aren’t allowed up “smokers alley” anymore because some old lady keeps complaining about “fag buts”. Probably even shitter then gillingham school. If u go there u will get put on shitty report for no reason at all. But let’s get an F in the chat for all the smokers at the school.

Shaftesbury school is a shithole

by Donnyyyyyy October 16, 2019

shnaffle

A nip of alcohol. Usually taken before the cocktail hour. Often embibed whilst alone.

I'm going to have my usual Friday shnaffle.

by Welshy White April 12, 2007

Shafty Nut

A sexy ass mother fucker by the name of Nick Humphrys

Shafty Nut is sexy asf

by Jesuslations January 2, 2021

rigid shaft

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

by Patty December 8, 2004

sheehan shaft

The sheehan shaft is a massive penis that rises from the ground when you sacrifice a animal or person and strikes lightning on a person of choice

The sheehan shaft is here

by Manvirfucker420 July 8, 2019

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor October 1, 2007