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Shmuck

What your grandpa calls you when you won't try his bean casserole.
"You fucking shmuck i'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch. Come over here motherfucker, let me give you something to cry about pussy!"
by yung pussybaker May 20, 2020
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shmuck

person 1: look HES BEING A MARIYA MAN

person 2: “a mariya” what does that mean

person 3: a shmuck
by imashmuck August 7, 2019
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shmuck

a greasy car salesman, slimy weasel, someone who steals all of the good shifts from other employees
there goes mark again, taking all of the good shifts. What a shmuck.
by squidmow August 25, 2022
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Shmuck

Shmuck
"Oh, that guy! He's such a shmuck!"
"Tell me about it, he's insane in the membrane."
by Unknown so find me if you want November 30, 2021
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Shmuck

Matthew is a shmuck
by Tamethatstrange69 May 23, 2016
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shmuck

a crazy grandma who gives you cookies and will fall over flat ground
omfg my nana is a shmuck, she is the coolest person i know
by old pplz r shmucks February 8, 2010
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Shmuck

Your an absolute shmuck
by Bob Dylan’s pet goat November 22, 2021
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