Shmuck

What your grandpa calls you when you won't try his bean casserole.

"You fucking shmuck i'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch. Come over here motherfucker, let me give you something to cry about pussy!"

by yung pussybaker May 20, 2020

shmuck

a mariya

person 1: look HES BEING A MARIYA MAN

person 2: “a mariya” what does that mean

person 3: a shmuck

by imashmuck August 7, 2019

shmuck

a greasy car salesman, slimy weasel, someone who steals all of the good shifts from other employees

there goes mark again, taking all of the good shifts. What a shmuck.

by squidmow August 25, 2022

Shmuck

Shmuck

"Oh, that guy! He's such a shmuck!"
"Tell me about it, he's insane in the membrane."

by Unknown so find me if you want November 30, 2021

Shmuck

A fucktard

Matthew is a shmuck

by Tamethatstrange69 May 23, 2016

shmuck

a crazy grandma who gives you cookies and will fall over flat ground

omfg my nana is a shmuck, she is the coolest person i know

by old pplz r shmucks February 8, 2010

Shmuck

A really pretty person

Your an absolute shmuck

by Bob Dylan’s pet goat November 22, 2021