Smurfing

When a man hits someone (generally girlfriend) round the face with their cock.

I was smurfing my girlfriend the other day and i gave her a black eye.
Can also use I smurfed

by Marky B February 3, 2007

smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.

I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

by Masterbator May 13, 2014

Shrolfing

Golfing while under the influence of shrooms. Shrolfing.

"Hey beast bros, we all took shrooms...wanna go shrolfing now?"

by Shrolf April 24, 2014

Smurfing

When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)

Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.

by Dirrty Dave August 15, 2017

Smurfing

Smurfing the act of having sex in a porta potty doing it from behind and right when the woman's about to come you dunk her face in the blue stuff

My girlfriend's hair smelled weird because we spent the entire weekend smurfing at the park

by JCorban (Chaos) Ewin July 4, 2021

Smorzinger

This is kind of racial slur against people who are called "Bence" and "Szabo".

Joe (while shouting):You flipping smorzinger!

by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy November 2, 2023

piss smurfing

The act of taking over a lobby in a video game and looking like a "smurf". Commonly used in EU region to compliment and uplift fellow teammates.

Sinister you played that fight so well, you're actually piss smurfing.

by ishikami October 19, 2022