Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to engage in sploshing.

Jennifer: Sploshing that includes sitting on my birthday cake is something I would consider doing on my upcoming b-day.

by DonnyDDD October 16, 2010

Shloming

Shloming is a revolutionary term that combines both terms, skiing and snowboarding, into one thuggin-ass word instead of spending the time spelling out what you're doing tomorrow just say, "we're shlomin snitches!"

Wrong Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Uninformed Ski Bro: "Oh well I'll be shredding with my skis but my friend will be snowboarding."

Right Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Informed Ski Bro: "Me and my boy be shloming it up in Vaile."

by Ski Bro January 3, 2010

Shlogging

Alternate verb that can replace any other verb as long as the subject is Jewish.

Guy 1: "I heard there was a bunch of shlogging going on last night at the Jewish fraternity."
Guy 2: "I know - it's what happens when all of the shlogga's gather together: Massive shlogging.

by fat pat91 December 9, 2008

sloshing

(v) waiting until it has snowed an assload and then melted down into slush just so you can go out in your car and speed through the huge drifts of slush spraying it onto other cars. Master sloshers can slosh so well the victim will need to get out of his/her car to wipe the their windshield off with their arm.

Isn't that annoying blonde chick with the glasses you just said hi to the one we hit last time we went sloshing. DUDE she was totally pissed, we got her so good she had to wipe her windshield off with her sleeve!

by YeoYoungLee October 21, 2010

Shloming

When people are going skiing and snowboarding. Shloming is used if you don't want to say we are going skiing and snowboarding.

"We're all going skiing and he's going snowboarding with us."
"You mean you're going Shloming?"

by shloming bro January 3, 2010

Sploshing

The fetish or sexual arousment of people bathing or pouring strange liquids and or foods onto their body or even just fingering the self with them these things can vary from glue and hot sauce to things like piss and shit but in either case it is wierd and gross to many making it a fetish

Fred: That girl is so wierd, why is she pouring beer on herself. I could have drank that
Bill: I think she is sploshing

by Anonymousness is key February 12, 2018

Shlogging

Shlogging is when a male uses his lower testicle to tickle the clitoris of a female.If the shlog has been done correctly the female will have an orgasm mere seconds later.

"Yo I shlogging last night with my girl"

by Large Hairy Johnson May 27, 2019