Shinesty

A company that never stops giving. Such as, never stops sending you emails that you can't possibly pass up reading when normally you'd just delete them without thinking twice. A company that never stops giving you a side stitch due to endless hours of laughing on end from their ridiculous banter on their website. A company that gives you the best ball hammock boxer briefs you've ever had (yes you read that right, BALL HAMMOCK). And most importantly, a company that made you waist an hour of your life you'll never get back for finding pickles in their emails to earn free stuff. Buy their stuff folks, you won't regret it.

Have you seen the Big Bang collection on Shinesty's website? Fuckin' hilarious dude!

by Queen14bee December 28, 2021

Shine-box

(verb transitive; present-progressive, "shine-boxing;" past tense, "shine-boxed"): To repeatedly taunt and insinuate another person on a sensitive topic to the point that the insulted party becomes violently angry.

Billy Batts shine-boxes Tommy in the film "Goodfellas" by continuing to refer to Tommy's past, in spite of Tommy's repeated requests for Batts to stop. This reaches a climax when a pretense to be respectful is shattered as Batts yells loud enough for everyone in the bar to hear, "Now go home and get your fucking shine box!"

by Imperator Charlemagne April 27, 2009

shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013

Rise and shine

Something you say to wake up someone, phrase used in the south, usually in the morning.

Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?

Billie: No.

Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.

by Macie4fern January 9, 2017

Shine Swoop

The act of cutting across multiple lanes of traffic with no turn signal. Usually done from the far left lane of a highway straight onto an exit ramp.

Driver : "WTF that guy cut me off and crossed 3 lanes of traffic."

Passenger : "Ahha the old shine swoop."

by Le Monster March 2, 2009

Shine your Cadillac

Trying to look like a bad ass. Using someone to raise your social status or money.

Pepe: "Man! why you let your girl Shine your Cadillac!?!?

Beto: "Why you say that?"

Pepe: "Cause last night when you went to that V.I.P. party and she didn't pay any attention to you!"

by Netz111 January 26, 2011

Shling

A goose with a abnormally long left buttcheek commonly referred to in Mexican prayers

Oh wallah where is my shling

by xXBackyardigansfan668Xx November 29, 2018