shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

Shizza

the prettiest girl ever, amazing person in the world

shizza is amazing joee

by xxcandykisseszxx March 12, 2009

shizzon

an expression of excitement or enthusiasm

"we have a qmb test today"
"shizzon!"

by Shizzonnnn October 20, 2008

Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

by Houston March 30, 2009

Shizzower

A portmanteau of "shit," "jizz" and "shower" used to describe the stepwise act of going to a bathroom to defecate, masturbate and then take a shower.

I have a big date tonight so I'm gonna take a shizzower.

by Eunit89 May 29, 2017

shizora

A uniform dark color, on which are placed, randomly, much lighter spots or sumbols, ultimately resembling a starry sky.
From the japanese word for starry sky: hoshizora

The shizoral night sky.

by Gaiacarra June 24, 2006

Shizz Bazz

The antonym of Shizz Nazz. Frequently used in gaming for something that sucks to the extreme; the suxors; the possessor of noobness. Can also be used to refer to any extremely negative situation. Shizz Bazz was derived by online gamer The Great Hunting Dolphin (TGHD) after repeatedly pwning a player in Call of Duty 4 named Shizz Bazz.

Tom - "Dude, I am the shizz nazz!"
Mike - "No man, you came in dead last...you are the shizz bazz!"

Mike - "No freakin' way! I was first all game and that noob came in at the last second and won by 1 point! That's the shizz bazz!"

by Mike "TGHD" April 22, 2008