shitter

A person who is shit at doing something.

Morecambe: What do you think of John Terry?
Wise: He's a right shitter.

by scrotalbandit January 20, 2016

no-shitter

An incredibly obvious statement.

Human 1: "I think that some of Criss Angel's tricks might be staged."
Human 2: "Whoa, you just threw a no-shitter!"

by anothermoron April 25, 2008

shittering

a combination of shivering and jittering

the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time

by sciencegirl October 14, 2009

shitter

someone who shits big.

you are a big shitter

by phenompyrus October 19, 2004

Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009

shitter

Synonym for asshole, esp. in sexual context.

Let me fuck you up your nice tight shitter.

by The Shittresses July 16, 2011

shitter

noun - a nasty, painful, and often hilarius fall.

Also a single vehicle accident such as hitting a guardrail in a car, flipping a motorcycle, or launching yourself over the handlebars of your pedalbike.

Yeah, my wrist is still fucked up from taking a shitter on that wet grass, but damn was it funny.

You know that first scene in Deuce Bigalow where the old lady has a shitter on the bus stairs? - Pure comic genius!

My ass is covered in road rash from pulling that shitter on my ten speed.

by bluegrrl July 12, 2007