(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.
Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!
by Austin Pealy October 12, 2016
Get the shitstol whip mug.When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.
Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.
by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011
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Get the chemical shit storm mug.by Joel Christopher March 24, 2008
Get the shitformance mug.To have a rapid or sudden overpowering urge to shit when you least expect it.
A sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eyelids.
An immediate and overpowering need to take a shit.
When your eyes fly open, and your asshole slams shut.
A sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eyelids.
An immediate and overpowering need to take a shit.
When your eyes fly open, and your asshole slams shut.
Biff " What's wrong Marty?"
Marty " I just got shitstruck!"
Biff "That sucks bro, we are miles away from a toilet."
"I would have been here ten minutes ago, but I got shitstruck right before I left the house."
Mom "Why are the sleeves missing from that new t-shirt I bought you last week?"
Son "When I was out fishing, I got shitstruck."
Mom "Well put some toilet paper in your tacklebox!"
Marty " I just got shitstruck!"
Biff "That sucks bro, we are miles away from a toilet."
"I would have been here ten minutes ago, but I got shitstruck right before I left the house."
Mom "Why are the sleeves missing from that new t-shirt I bought you last week?"
Son "When I was out fishing, I got shitstruck."
Mom "Well put some toilet paper in your tacklebox!"
by bretsky247 April 28, 2013
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Person 1 (The Shitster): *Continuously sends the same image that is five months old*
Person 2: I think god should kill you.
Person 2: I think god should kill you.
by PugMaster2 August 30, 2023
Get the Shitster mug.when all the shit hits you at once. A whole bunch of criticism, or problems all at once. when in the shit storm you are being shit hammered.
ex: "Man my wife left me, a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for no insurance, and no registration, and when I came home my house had been broken into, and burned to the ground, it was a real shit storm."
by uzi4u July 15, 2007
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