Shittens

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.

"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001

by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005

Adolf Shitler

Derivation of the Nasty Sanchez: when having sex with your parter from behind, you stick one finger in your partners ass and wipe down under their nose creating an image of the leader of the Third Reich.

"Oh man, I was pounding this M.I.L.F. from behind and I gave her the Adolf Shitler!"

by Brentwood Moe February 4, 2005

shitzen

when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out.

"Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's not my fault! Damn you Drew Carrey!"

by T-Bass January 4, 2008

bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006

shilen

Someone who likes to eat alot, particularly chicken from the world famous "Nandos chicken restaurant"

I'm hungry like Shilen, I could eat all the chicken in nandos!

by Sulio July 30, 2006

shitliner

describes an airplane or watercraft that you one doesn't think is safe or suitable

"Man this thing is a real shitliner. I hope we don't crash."

by kyohaku October 2, 2008

Shitsense

Nonsense, or something really stupid.

Stop talking shitsense and tell me what happened last night!

by uniPORN February 23, 2009