shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

by Live To Win July 7, 2010

shampoo loop

the occurrence of multiple shampooings or washing body parts during a shower because you get distracted and forget what you've already cleaned.

Writer: I had a great idea for a book this morning in the shower, but it led to a three round shampoo loop.

Friend: I hate that!

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Wife: You used all the hot water!

Husband: Sorry, I got stuck in a shampoo loop.

by bomt April 19, 2010

shampoo effect

A residual drug or alcohol phenomonon in which, during a period after a heavy binge, only a small amount of the recently-abused substance is needed to re-activate your buzz. So named after what happens in the shower when you "rinse and repeat": only a tiny bit of shampoo is needed the second time around to achieve a full sudsy lather.

"Man, I've only had one bloody mary and I feel buzzed!"

"Shampoo effect, dude. You were blasted last night."

by Soave May 25, 2005

Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo

Emptying your used condoms in somebody else's shoes. Typically done if the victim of the Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo interrupted a sexual act of the perpetrator or did something equally as offensive to the perpetrator.

Dude #1: "Your friend busted in on me and my girl doing the nasty so I gave him a Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo this morning."

Dude #2: "Gross dude, his feet probably smell like a protein shake now."

by Danny Torrenance's Finger January 14, 2009

Shampage

noun - A shampage is one of those domains that only exists as a fake, ad-ridden search engine/portal to capture clicks. Usually they have domain names that are close to 'real' sites/portals. This could also refer to a cybersquatting domain with the 'right' name but not offering the 'right' content.

Dude, I mistyped that domain you gave me and it popped up to a shampage!

by funky49 March 18, 2009

schimpf

(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup

(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing

He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay

by tha tin man April 25, 2011

shampoozle

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.

I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.

by Special K PC! May 15, 2006