Sealing The Tomb

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!

"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."

by John Zayus. August 20, 2009

Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female

I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port

by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012

Shealan

Every 50 years or so, a female child is born who grows into the epitome of wild beauty. Shealan is a name reserved for only the most beautiful of these women whose grace, intelligence, humour and energy often confuses her for a gypsy goddess. (Often enjoys surfing and being read poetry by men with Australian accents)

Oh my god! Is that...it's that girl, Shealan!?

She must be. No other can be so beautiful.

by Gaberey1 May 16, 2017

shearin

A sexy man what has every woman to suck his dick

Shearin I want your dick

by No way bro May 4, 2018

Stealing

Stealing is putting your butt on someones face

"you can't do that, that's stealing someone elses art."

by Lying September 29, 2018

Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.

How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.

by B-rizzle October 8, 2019

mom's credit card stealing trick

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no

Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next

by How1dare1you September 1, 2018