cock sharpener

When the vagina circumcises the nig nog log

Oh shit that biatch cut ma nog log nigga, she be like a cock sharpener

by cockmasterv February 18, 2011

evan sharpe

beautiful, handsome, sexy..... the whole package

wow is that guy named evan sharpe???
I think soo.... HAVE MY KIDS!!!

by The big ev November 12, 2020

Thomas Sharpe

The most gentlemanly, Respectful, Charming, Seductive, Alluring...(You get the point)..Man alive- er...never mind. His cheek bones forgot to protect him, and he got stabbed.

Deserved better. 10/10 Good boy; only let his sister kill his wives twice.

"Did you watch Crimson Peak?"
"No, not yet, whats it about?"
"Its about this girl, and this guy names Thomas Sharpe, who is so handsome and- gods his voice is great-"
"You've got me hooked with that, lemme pull up netflix."

by Adhdwriter August 2, 2021

Indian Pencil Sharpener

The act of taking both hands and placing them on the shafts of a man's genitalia and proceeding to twist in opposite directions much like an "Indian Burn" to one's arm.

Craig: Hey, Rick! You want a good ol' friendly Indian Pencil Sharpener?
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.

by Imhereforyou January 24, 2016

sharpest

A person who always thinks they are sexier than everyone else. Even though we all know they are some poser kid. They tend to hate specific things such Jirachi and/or Gunner for whatever reason. Also a person who likes to say (with force) at the end of a sentence.

Sharpest: I am teh sexy beast bitches
Others: No you are not so stfu
Sharpest: I'm so sexy I won Mrs. America!
Sharpest: I wanna rub your nipples (with force)!

by fcuck j00 October 4, 2005

Sharpener

A machine that breaks your pencil lead

That darn sharpener broke my pencil lead in one twist!

by Ok’nt boomer’t March 7, 2019

Sharpedo

Pokemon that evolves from carvanha

(From a blend of shark and torpedo)

Wild Sharpedo appeared

by Light Joker March 11, 2004