Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

shampoo-fucked

when you slip in the shower and knock down a shampoo bottle, causing it to violently penetrate you as you hit the shower floor

did you hear how Olivia was shampoo-fucked! she should have kept the shampoo in a safer place

by the giver of laughs July 25, 2021

Shampoo boys

Effeminate Malaysian Chinese boys who speak mostly mandarin, with fashion-forward style, and hang out in shopping malls like Sungai Wang.

Lauson is one of the shampoo boys who partied at La Queen last weekend.

by Sandralina May 16, 2022

shampoo orgy

When you run out of shampoo, and must use an assortment of free hotel-size shampoos (instead of a big glob of shampoo from a bottle).

Like a cereal orgy, but with shampoo.

I ran out of shampoo mid-shower last night, so I ran around the house, found some mini shampoos I stole from a Holiday Inn, and had a shampoo orgy.

by Graphhhhhhhh April 10, 2010

Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower

A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend

by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010

Shampoo Effect

The effect when you drink alcohol the day after getting extremely drunk and it only takes you a quarter of the amount of alcohol to get you equally as drunk as the night before.

The shampoo effect really got Brittney tonight, she only had one shot and now she is peeing in the refrigerator!!

by slevin20 January 2, 2011

Shampoo Effect

Similar to how adding water to a nearly empty shampoo bottle gives you "more shampoo", giving a small amount of alcohol to someone who was very drunk the night before, returns them to a drunk state.

Bro 1: "Damn, why is Alex so drunk right now? He's only had two drinks."

Bro 2: "It's the Shampoo Effect, he was plastered last night."

by icechris March 14, 2012