Shampiss

The type of shampoo stinky ass bitches use if they even shower, making their hair reek of piss.

A:"Dude, this nigga is using mega knight."
B:"He probably uses shampiss."

by Lebron James Penis Licker November 17, 2025

Shamnit

A combination of shit and damnit (the common, informal spelling/contraction of "damn it").

Used in a jokey sense or in a social situation where swearing is founded upon to express a lighthearted version of emotions such as anger, frustration, or annoyance with a situation or outcome.

"Ahh shamnit, I forgot to submit that assignment due last night!"
OR

Person 1: "I don't have access to the game on my TV. I guess we'll just have to go to the bar to watch it."
Person 2: "Shamnit!"

by FlexLex December 6, 2025