Shamala

Abbreviation for “Shame of my life”- used when embarrassed in a situation

I am shamala that I fell on the street

by shamala May 19, 2020

shamalamadingdongdelicious

when you get your dick sucked while watching M. night shamamalama while eating food.

"Last night was shamalamadingdongdelicious. Kim and I were at my house and we were watching The Village when my mom walked in and offered us some fruit. Then it began..."

by moby merlin July 29, 2009

Shamalamadingdong

Used while shaking someone’s hand translates to “The last thing I touched was my dingdong”

-While shaking hands-
You: Shamalamadingdong
Them: what’s that mean?
You: The last thing I touched was my dingdong.
You: -gets on the floor and butt scoots away-

by ~Doggo~ November 25, 2017

Shamalama

term for a ripe watermelon

Pick up a fresh shamalama at the store please.

by Gator29063 July 30, 2019

M. Night Shyamalan

Director

Another movie from M. Night Shyamalan.

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018

Dirty Shyamalan

-Describing a film by M. Night Shyamalan as being compared to receiving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.

-Being tricked into something that sounds good at first only to realize the end result is horrible.

I should have never fell for that! That car salesman pulled a 'Dirty Shyamalan' on me!

by deathcap July 15, 2010

Shamalanian-twist

Whether during story telling or in real life, an unexpected circumstance alters the entire perception and view of the preceding events

Vanessa said she loved me, but in a shamalanian-twist, she got married to my best friend.

by Kid Cardashian April 25, 2023