A monkey which was scientifically tested on by the USAF in the movie, "Planet of the Apes". Semos becomes an intelligent monkey and becomes the monkey which starts the revolution and kills all the military men.
"The monkeys are out of control...Oh look theres one, Semos, hes just broke out of the cage and is eating Private Buttfucks ear! HELP"
by Semos's Father August 21, 2008
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by Sam October 11, 2004
Get the semyon mug.Those of the religion of Smegma. The smegonians live in a city called Smegxico. The smegxicans worship their smegma god and he comes to them in their dreams to teach them the ways of the smegonians.
by AgentMaine27 October 31, 2017
Get the smegonian mug.1. Also known as “Semolina”. Semo is a a substance that can be effective in ceramic making, hence it is used in the construction of public toilets.
2. A substance used by tyrannical government to cause damage to political opposition, and weaken enemy defenses. This makes it an effective tool in torturing prisoners of war, while enabling the perpetrators to escape international criminal liability.
2. A substance used by tyrannical government to cause damage to political opposition, and weaken enemy defenses. This makes it an effective tool in torturing prisoners of war, while enabling the perpetrators to escape international criminal liability.
by Abolish... April 30, 2021
Get the Semo mug.A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.
Harry: How the hell do you get laid?
Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?
Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.
Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...
Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?
Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.
Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...
by Funnywords&Phrases November 5, 2010
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Semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and I've liked her ever since I laid my eyes on her.
by Noah From the Uterus May 17, 2012
Get the Semone mug.1) A goat that prefers to swim in the water with flippers, snorkel, scuba mask and wet suit over living on the farm.
2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it
2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it
After seeing the drunk seagoat sprawled out naked on the bathroom floor, Ted decided at that moment that it was time to die.
by El Guy November 19, 2005
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