1) A very unfunny stand up comedian.
2) A pedophile, 17-38, all that has to be said.
Joe: you hear about Jerry Seinfeld age gap?
Sam: I'm like hey whats up hello!
2) A pedophile, 17-38, all that has to be said.
Joe: you hear about Jerry Seinfeld age gap?
Sam: I'm like hey whats up hello!
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person 1: yo have you seen hailee steinfeld
person 2: ofc bro, she cured my HIV for the 7th time now
person 3: damn, for me i got cured from the covid-19, it’s for sure much better than injecting disinfectants
person 1: yeah, btw i’m gonna start studying hard now, i wanna go to an university in la and meet her one day, you know that’s always been my dream
person 2: yeah bro, we wish u a good luck man
person 3: yeah my g, never stop chasing your dream ye
person 2: ah now i’m gonna go home and watch hawkeye season 10 finale, it’s finally over
person 3: oh yeahh, bro y’all remember when the directors of the MCU almost turned into vegetables without eyes lmaoooo
person 1: lmaooo how could i forget, thank god they didn’t just finish hawkeye with one season only
person 2: yeah ikr, yo hailee steinfeld playing kate bishop is the cutest thing ever
person 3: ye mate, we’re so lucky to have seen her at the concert in the wembley stadium last time, it was like having sex in my eyes and ears
person 1: nah fam, it was better than sex
person2: yeah, i’d do anything to go back in time and watch it again
person 3: yeah so would i bro
person 1: omg look at the time now, i gotta go study if i wanna meet hailee steinfeld in LA
person 2: oh right, see ya lads
person 3: alright, bye
person 2: ofc bro, she cured my HIV for the 7th time now
person 3: damn, for me i got cured from the covid-19, it’s for sure much better than injecting disinfectants
person 1: yeah, btw i’m gonna start studying hard now, i wanna go to an university in la and meet her one day, you know that’s always been my dream
person 2: yeah bro, we wish u a good luck man
person 3: yeah my g, never stop chasing your dream ye
person 2: ah now i’m gonna go home and watch hawkeye season 10 finale, it’s finally over
person 3: oh yeahh, bro y’all remember when the directors of the MCU almost turned into vegetables without eyes lmaoooo
person 1: lmaooo how could i forget, thank god they didn’t just finish hawkeye with one season only
person 2: yeah ikr, yo hailee steinfeld playing kate bishop is the cutest thing ever
person 3: ye mate, we’re so lucky to have seen her at the concert in the wembley stadium last time, it was like having sex in my eyes and ears
person 1: nah fam, it was better than sex
person2: yeah, i’d do anything to go back in time and watch it again
person 3: yeah so would i bro
person 1: omg look at the time now, i gotta go study if i wanna meet hailee steinfeld in LA
person 2: oh right, see ya lads
person 3: alright, bye
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