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Jurongville secondary school 

Jurongville secondary school filled with many matreps and minahs ever since the merge of hong kah sec. All know how to vape, smoke and do tiktok. There’s also bunch of wannabe and kaysiao kids Well known security uncle “cik jo”. Not to forget our Mr Zubir and Mr Tang, who confirm chase late coming student and ask students to sit at the foyer. Confirm confiscate phone one.
Non jvs student: Eh you know the black polo uni school? The kaysiao one
Another non jvs student: oh you mean jurongville secondary school?
Non jvs student: yes!

Hayfield Secondary School

A school full with rich major socialites from lorton, and everyone says "ball is life" or "lax is life" and somehow this school is good in these sports. Everyone loves to flash their fake IDs and brag that they partied at radford over the weekend. A beast ass football team but never can beat yorktown.... but JV basketball is the shit (UNDEFEATED )
person 1: dude trying out for lacrosse this year for Hayfield Secondary School !11! LAX IZ LYFE

person 2: same here dude !!111!! never done it before but im gonna try out cuz everyone else iz doin it, lax is the move

Beatty Secondary School 

Ah yes, Beatty Secondary School. An infamous normal-tier school trying to act like a top-tier Singaporean school like ACS or Raffles Institution. Of course, the name of the school comes from a White Anglo-Saxon General named David Beatty
“Ever heard of that one school Btyss (Beatty Secondary School)”

Chua Chu Kang Secondary School 

Peepee poopoo educational institution built upon a dog shit budget. You will literally find cum on the floor and ceilings and upperclassmen fucking in the canteen. Soap dispensers in the all boys toilet are always filled with piss thanks to the tradition started by Caleb of class 2018. However, it still remains the Raffles Institution of the west.
Bro,after PSLE you want go where ah?

I want go Chua Chu Kang Secondary School and fuck your mother.

Punggol Secondary School 

A School Full Of Low Life Losers , Drug Abusers , Fighters Wannabe Cunt
Me: Hi Im From Punggol Secondary School
Interviewer : Your Fired

Broxbourne secondary school 

broxbourne school is a chavy school full of tramps and druggies. People think it is a good school but the teachers are nonces and the students are crack heads.
Boy: what school do you go
Girl:broxbourne secondary school, and you?