Sean 

Sean is that guy that is so funny,has a big dick,gets all the pussy and is fucking rich.

"Sean has a huge dick"
"I know"

Sean by Iekekekekjewheurieien October 16, 2019

Sean 

Sean's can make you mad so easily, but then they get you laughing 10 seconds later. They have the oddest laughs and they are pretty good at sports. Sean's are weird, cocky, arrogant, yet they are still nice and funny. They are awesome best friends too, but they can be so overconfident! These guys are players though, so watch out! They're kinda like the guys who wheel, make-out, then dump. If you know a Sean, go out with him, be his best friend and keep him so that he can cheer you up when you're feeling down!

Girl 1: I hate Sean!
10 sec later....
Girl 1: Sean, you are so funny!
Girl 2: Sean just made out with me and then dumped me!
Girl 1: That is mean. I don't like him!
10 seconds later...
Girl 1: I love Sean!

Sean by Artist34 December 16, 2012

Sean 

Blue eyed kid with brown hair awesome if you know a Sean your in luck cause he is funny he is a gentleman sarcastic in the best way he try his best to make you laugh he is a supper exuberant but some how really shy love everything natural in the world plays a ranger in dungeons and dragons

Ex: gm;hey Sean what did you roll.
Sean; A NAT 20 CHUMPS!!!!!!!

Sean by Ya,Boi,Tree,Climberxx420 December 14, 2016

sean 

for when you have the best kid ever in your homeroom class.

dude your the sean of the class

sean by stone killer January 4, 2017

Sean 

Sean's don't like their ladies to wear make up, but Sean's also don't like their ladies to look a mess or be emotional. Never cry around a Sean, it will make your Sean sad too and Sean's don't like to be sad so he will leave you straight away. You must be happy at all points in time with your Sean, Sean's absorb your energy and all your habits and they become his so be on your game or your Sean will become unhealthy. Sean's are basically the man of your dreams, Sean's will be incredibly romantic, to some level that isn't even in a book or a movie. The love you get from a Sean is past comprehension because Sean's are much smarter than anyone else. Sean's are fully conscious and this allows them to operate at a deeper level. If you are not fully conscious as well Sean's will not want to hang around you. BE ON YOUR INTELLECTUAL GAME when you meet a Sean. If you have a Sean, obey every order from your Sean daddy or you'll be left lonely begging your sky daddy for him back. Realize what you're looking at (the King) and what you are saying immediately when near a Sean. If you don't you'll be a complete nonsense to him. Sean's should know that they mean more than anyone to a Kaitlin and that more than anything a Kaitlin wants to marry and grow old with a Sean. Kaitlin's don't read alot and wish someone like a Sean would read to them everyday, all day. Sean's have wonderful singing voices and know how to fly any type of flying device at the drop of a hat.

I hope I hear a Sean's voice soon, I am impatient.

Sean by Chickenrfriends858292 October 11, 2021

Sean 

Sean's are basically dictionaries of the entire world. You can ask your Sean anything and he will know it for sure. Sean's are always level headed, they never get upset. Sean's can learn any skill, give them 1 hour to upload it. Sean's are very tech savvy, so savvy it will make all the women excessively wet. The romantic words Sean will say to you will make you so horny afterwards you'll be wet for hours after talking to a Sean.

Sean's are the only one for me, noone has a romance with words like a Sean.

Sean by Chickenrfriends858292 October 11, 2021

Sean 

v. to fuck someone on a Trampoline...

"Dude I Seaned A Girl Last Night! We Bounced Pretty High!"

Sean by To Be Or Not To Be... Seaned May 8, 2009