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seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively
Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship
by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020
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Anti-Seahorsism

Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).
Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!
by Actry_ April 30, 2022
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Daddy Seahorse

When a gay bottom purges the semen out of a their ass after having anal sex.
That was fun, now I gotta go Daddy Seahorse your load out of me.
by zackofballs January 4, 2024
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Seahorsed

When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.
Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.
by Clibbz June 19, 2019
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upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.
by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011
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Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach
I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day
by Mozza1 February 16, 2020
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North Atlantic SeaHorse

North Atlantic SeaHorse- when you spray your girlfriend with water then elbow her in the face
by Bicycle99 August 26, 2025
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