scummer

Anyone that gives the appearance or lifestyle of being a scum or living like a scum.

Can have a dirty appearance, look like they don't shower or show a bad character to the world.

Sarah's dad is a real scummer.

by fukewi December 9, 2008

Slumber Lumber

Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.

So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.

by kmichener June 18, 2011

scummer

The term is a deviation of the word scumbag.

Look at those scummers in the Honda.

He's such a complete scummer.

by tivomann December 28, 2005

scummer

A combination of the words "scum" and "summer" that perfectly describes summer living in Wellington, Florida. There's never anything to do during scummer and it's always 100 degrees outside. Characterized by extreme boredom that results in scummy group activities such as shaving eachother's heads, smoking mass amounts of weed and cigarettes, lurking in parking lots, and jumping off of roofs into pools.

Kid1: Man, scummer is so boring it actually motivates me not to brush my teeth in the morning.
Kid2: How does it do that?
Kid1: Well, I figure if I get a cavity it will be a good thing because at least I'll get to go to the dentist and that will give me something to do.
Kid2: True.

by PT Bitches June 11, 2006

scummer

A douchebag that nails hoodrats like jagermeister, miss cryst`al, faithers, and savannah. Cannot grow a mustache to save his life. Typically irritated by multiple recitations of Broken Lizard material.

That scummer, kyle, lost his virginity to some fat hoe in a bathtub.

by Doug Boggs May 2, 2006

Slumberjack

Ejaculating in the middle of the night to relax yourself and bring on sleep.

I was wide awake untill I slumberjacked

by Creamy G April 26, 2010

scumberto

A man or boy (typically a boy age 14-18) that Has severe anger and bipolar issues and often does cocaine and punch truck mirrors off and mud on a clapt out Honda While he drinks a white claw

Hey have you talked to robert ?

Oh you mean scumberto?

by Gappy meal January 24, 2020