Scrum

The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.

Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum

by brewskies October 12, 2009

scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.

(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007

scrumdidlyumtious

a way to discribe a food that is the best tasting food you ever had in your life

wow! this pizza is scrumdidlyumtious!

by ernstes October 18, 2010

Scrumdidilyumchus

The word you use to describe the best cake ever!

That effing cake was scrumdidilyumchus.

by I IZ DA BOOMABOMB April 25, 2015

Scrum Fag

A mix of a srub, fag, and scum bag all in one.

Cool Guy: Yo fatass you a scrum fag mother fucker.
Fatass: Tru lmfao!!!!
Cool Guy: Stfu bitch ass scrum fag eat another Big Mac. 😎

by DilfNigga November 29, 2015

Scrumageddon

the period of discomfort and disruption encountered by teams and organizations as they migrate to agile in general and scrum in particular

The organization has survived the turmoil of Scrumageddon and are now delivering value frequently in collaboration with the business

by joescho June 12, 2019

scrumdickulous

a taste of something yummy that gives you the feeling of dick but not really.

Syd’s fest were scrumdickulous

by sell yo feet May 22, 2020