theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal

Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!

by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021

porn screwed

The act of getting really and explicitly fucked over.

Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.

Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.

by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008

screwed

Invented by the late great DJ Screw of Houston, TX. Music is considered screwed when the pitch is dropped and the tempo of the song is slowed down. Screw music is one of the strangest forms of hip-hop music to date, and is gaining national interest, with popular southern rap artists releasing screwed versions of their albums.

Paul Wall “I keep my music screwed and chopped, I’m the undisputed king of the parking lot.”

by micheal_a September 3, 2005

Chopped and Screwed

1. Being Chopped and Screwed is when a male or female pretends to be interested in you romantically and then rejects you.

2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard

Example 1: Man: Let me buy you a drink.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!

Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.

by streetelitecj December 9, 2008

screwed

To be attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis.

Oh look at those little men! They are trying to escape the crocodile but in doing so are throwing the whole plane off balance! They are completely screwed.

by TheDJack October 30, 2010

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

chopped and screwed

when a woman uses a man to get what she want then when asked if she wants to go out she rejects the guy

Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed

by Sabecca January 1, 2009