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flying screwhammer

The act of pile driving a woman while she is giving you head and wraps her legs around your neck while you hold her middle. usually done by jumping off the bead and holding her hair for maximum results.
man, dude, i just flying screwhammered that girl!
by Tommerbomber October 31, 2008
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screwb

The word Screwb is based largely off of the word Scrub from the show "Scrubs". It usually becomes an annoying mantra and common word to fill in blank spaces.
<MooseFood> Look at all those nubs in the server.
<Dude>Stfu, Screwb. You're the noob.

<MooseFood> Screwb!
<MooseFood> Screwb!
<MooseFood> Screwb!
<MooseFood> Screwbular Tubular!
<MooseFood> Lewl
<MooseFood> Lwlz
by RifeHeretic September 5, 2007
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skrewball

farting in your partners face while t-bagging them
i skrewballed that girl good last night
by chacho-22- November 10, 2009
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screwhana

A sexual position in which a man covers his dick in curry before giving it to the woman in every orifice of her body. Usually done with a HUGE slut.
"Yo dude, what did you do wit dat bitch last night?"

"Oh man, I totally gave her a Screwhana. She had jizz runnin' out her nose and ears and shit. Then she started cryin', so I had to cockslap her and tell that bitch to shut up."
by No Reggie, Man February 26, 2008
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Screwbared

The same as Fubared, but a lighter application.
That tank battalion got Screwbared because 1 of it's tanks got Fubared.
by backotruck January 25, 2012
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screwballishe starengazers

American-German word meaning Astronomers. Probably came up after WW II when imported German scientists influenced the scientific language with such creations as "blinkenlichten" and "springenschnappen"
Those screwballishe starengazers - they work at night and sleep all day.
by Hardyconfused January 24, 2013
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screwball

Somebody known for screwing people over, not in a serious fashion, typically used after you (personally) have gotten screwed over. ex; such as taking a small amount of weed when your not looking, or taking the rest of the booz after you got drunk.
Guy1: hey man you got some dank stuff...can I peep?
Guy2: Sure, it's the best. I'm actually gonna run real quick to the bathroom. I've known you for years don't pull some shit like running to your car with the bag.
Guy1: ok. *waits till fully in the bathroom* *takes a decent sized nug and tucks it in sock* *whispers to self* Ayy I mean I didn't fully screw him over like everyone else, I guess this is okay.
Guy2:*comes back* Alright thanks man.

Guy1: "hey my dad wants me home, so I am going to bounce, peace out dude" *nug falls out of sock on the way out*
Guy2: "..whats this... *picks up nug* ..that fucking #screwball did it again.
Guy1: *looks at phone text* (text from guy2): "you dropped "your" nug, I'm weighing out my bag..if it is over 2 grams then you owe me, otherwise don't do it again. I'm watching you bro, next time your not allowed at my house"
Guy1: fuck! At least it wasn't a 2 gram nug. I have to take something else since my cover on my daily nug routine is gone. For now, time to screw someone else, *calls guy 3*
Guy 3: *phone buzzing* *looks at guy 4*
Guy 4: oh hell naaa, I ain't in the mood for this screwball, I finally got a new xbox controller
Guy 3: *picks up* *talks quickly*yo bro sorry i'm at work, picked up a shift till midnight. Don't call me until then or I have to shut off my phone. *hangs up* guy 4: YO we gotta bounce before this cheesecake comes and checks the driveway for our cars. Once a screwball, always a screwball.
by screwmastah P November 21, 2015
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