The term to use when you tear the tab off your can of pop before you're done drinking it, which gives you an urge to stick your tongue in the newly-made hole while drinking it.
Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.
Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.
You: Hey, what's wrong?
Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!
You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.
Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!
You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.
by isochronismisms! June 16, 2009
A self proclaimed tattoo artist scratcher who tears up his/her friends arms and legs with bad tattoo's.
"my boy tattooed me in his basement."..'yeah looks like he/she made you his/her his scratcher post.'
by T~Murder May 28, 2010
A guy who's usually not into romantic relationships and goes more for the casual sex. He's more akin to lover who satisfies a woman's needs, usually married women, and won't go telling everyone about the ordeal.
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by Tattoo scratcher October 10, 2015
your girlfriend during rough sex.
by A2K February 20, 2003