spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.

Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.

by vertigh0st September 12, 2021

Scrambled Egg

A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.

Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.

by KrimsonKatt June 6, 2023

Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024

ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS

The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.

I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."

by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023

Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.

me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!

by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019