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scram turtle

a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.

scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.

awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
by j holee September 6, 2009
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Scrams

Slang word for money typically used amongst people from london
I’m broke as hell, I need to make some scrams”
by Bountzavelli November 30, 2020
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Klu Kluck Scram

A small online collective group dominated by a manipulative narcist who constantly meddles in the personal lives of their small cadre of followers. undermining their self image & esteem playing them off against each other. This toxic collective will typically hold court on some corner of social media somewhere where the narcist feels they'll have opportunity to grow their miniscule following. Typically this group of maladaptive is predominantly female following 'mean girl' rules, though there are also typically a few gay adherents (often closeted) & asexual males involved plus the attendant compliment of socially isolated heteronormative men seeking sexual gratification. However there are predominantly (often exclusively) male variants of such groups that typically also identify as Incels or hate groups. It is unknown to this researchers whether there are GBLT variants. Anecdotally there have been unconfirmed reports of such groups.

Typically anyone the narcist feels is or becomes a threat or has the audacity to question any of their many impetuous decrees is typically targeted very publicly for some minor or inconsequential or imagined infraction the narcist will make a big show of blowing up at before melodramatically ignoring them. Inciting their followers to hate bomb, ridicule, harass and dox the offender, which followers are quite eager to comply with, as it offers them a temporary relief from the relentless internal manipulations the narcist conducts otherwise.
"WTAF?! Looks like this bitch sic'd her Klu Kluck Scram on my ass. All I did was correct her on twitter about some antivax misinformation."
by Vigilant Vagabond January 9, 2025
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Cram and scram

When you cram a bunch of info the night before an exam, then immediately forget it all once the exam is finished
Person 1: Hey you took chem last semester right?
Person 2: yeah, why?
Person 1: Can you teach me how to solve titrations?
Person 2: nah bro, I totally did a cram and scram for that class
by qwertyuiop42 December 9, 2021
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Shawty dat scram ass hoe jus fucked ole dude down da block
by 74luhtrey January 31, 2025
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Scram

Side dude/girl or someone you playing with
"Y'all dating or something?"

"Nah he's/she's my scram"
by on the set May 29, 2019
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"I scram so loud when he startled me!"
by AshtyA December 9, 2019
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